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Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Dem
Nyansh (anus) After Shitting (Excrete)
This research actually took me 6 years, and
the findings are concise.

10. T-ROLL : This material is the least used
material by Nigerians as only 1% of Nigerians
use it. often top lady politicians

9. PEBBLES / GRAVELS/ SAND : These hard
materials are often used by the youth
constituting about 5 % of the 9ja population

8. CEMENT PAPER: This material is also most
preferred by 9JA ladies especially, constituting
about 10 % of Nigerians

7. RAW: This method is also very popular in
Nigeria and often practiced by the top
politicians.They simply wear their pants after
shittzing so the shittz will dry by itself. about
10% of Nigerians practice this.

6. NEWSPAPER : Old newspapers are very
commonly used to clean nyansh in Nigeria,
and children top this list of 12% Nigerians.

5. PLANT LEAVES: Leaves of plantain, cassava,
yam etc are very popular in Nigeria.and about
13% Nigerians prefer leaves, especially the
older generation.

4. WALL: Most Nigerians especially those in the
police and military fancy this style. they simply
brush their shittzy anus against the wall
continuously after shittzing. about 15%
Nigerians use this method.

3. CORN-COB: This material is patronized
across Nigeria as it is very cheap but effective.
Most university students go for this one.This
constitutes some 13%

2. THE HEEL: This is simply using the back of
the foot to brush the shittzy anus after
shittzing. about 17% Nigerians love this

1. WATER: Many Nigerians wash direct dem
anus with water and other liquids just after
shittzing. Boko Haram members prefer this
method most.