“Iyanya Will Not End Well” – Yvonne Nelson

It is apparent that Ghanaian star actress, Yvonne Nelson, is still very bitter over her split with Nigerian singer, Iyanya Mbuk. The Nollywood actress is not in a hurry to forgive the ‘Kukere’ crooner for hurting her after she spent over 8 months of her life dating him, giving him her ‘waist’ and love. She is angry that after all she did for him, Iyanya still had the heart to leave her. The distraught Yvonne further said that her ex-lover will not end well if he continues breaking ladies’ hearts.
“Iyanya needs to be more honest and be a man of his words. It’s not good if he keeps taking advantage of women. My mum always says any man who takes advantage of women won’t end up well. It’s called Karma; it’s going to come back to you. He will not end well,” the heart-broken Yvonne said. She further advised the ‘Your Waist’ singer to “treat women fairly and be an honest person.”

WARNING!!! DO NOT LAUGH AT THESE LAUGHABLE QUOTES BY YOUR LEADERS.

 Quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present in Nigeria:-
(1) “We want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria”. -Information Minister LabaranMaku.
(2) “...You press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite” -Bakin Zuwo.
(3) “Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria” -GEJ
(4) ” I will water your school and fire your school” -Orji Uzoh Kalu
(5) “Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn” -GEJ
(6) “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide” -Dame Jonathan
(7) “I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is N850,000” -Atiku Abubakar
Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umoru Dikko.
(9) “Telephone is not meant for the poor” -David Mark
(10) “The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that inthe United States” -Yakubu Gowon
(11) “School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich” -Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim
(12) “At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly” -Diezeani Madueke.
(13)..”Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria” -Obasanjo
(14)”The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny” - Mallam Isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.
(15) ”On behalf of 20 million Naira, I donate my family”- Dame Jonathan.
(16) ”We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result” -Chris Uba
(17) ”I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment”-Dame ­ Jonathan
(18) ”I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?”- Dame Jonathan.

YOU WOULDN'T MISS THIS LOL

Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Dem
Nyansh (anus) After Shitting (Excrete)
This research actually took me 6 years, and
the findings are concise.

10. T-ROLL : This material is the least used
material by Nigerians as only 1% of Nigerians
use it. often top lady politicians

9. PEBBLES / GRAVELS/ SAND : These hard
materials are often used by the youth
constituting about 5 % of the 9ja population

8. CEMENT PAPER: This material is also most
preferred by 9JA ladies especially, constituting
about 10 % of Nigerians

7. RAW: This method is also very popular in
Nigeria and often practiced by the top
politicians.They simply wear their pants after
shittzing so the shittz will dry by itself. about
10% of Nigerians practice this.

6. NEWSPAPER : Old newspapers are very
commonly used to clean nyansh in Nigeria,
and children top this list of 12% Nigerians.

5. PLANT LEAVES: Leaves of plantain, cassava,
yam etc are very popular in Nigeria.and about
13% Nigerians prefer leaves, especially the
older generation.

4. WALL: Most Nigerians especially those in the
police and military fancy this style. they simply
brush their shittzy anus against the wall
continuously after shittzing. about 15%
Nigerians use this method.

3. CORN-COB: This material is patronized
across Nigeria as it is very cheap but effective.
Most university students go for this one.This
constitutes some 13%

2. THE HEEL: This is simply using the back of
the foot to brush the shittzy anus after
shittzing. about 17% Nigerians love this

1. WATER: Many Nigerians wash direct dem
anus with water and other liquids just after
shittzing. Boko Haram members prefer this
method most.

FG begins full payment to 38,000 PHCN workers

ABUJA – The full payment of entitlements to 38,000 workers of Power Holding Company of Nigeria, PHCN, has commenced.

Director General,  Bureau of Public Enterprise, BPE, Mr. Benjamin Ezra Dikki disclosed this during the visit of House of Representatives Committee on Privatisation and Commercialisation to the agency.

Mr. Dikki explained that 6,700 staff that had issues during verification were being sorted out, while 2,500 casual staff were expected to be regularised by the PHCN management before payment of their entitlements.

On the power transaction, the BPE boss informed the lawmakers that the Bureau had received full payment for 14 power generation and distribution companies from the core investors.

Mr. Dikki further informed the lawmakers that the Bureau was in the process of constituting a Privatisation Tribunal to handle privatisation cases expeditiously.

He said the Tribunal will also assist the Bureau in enforcing privatisation contracts.

In her remarks, the Chairman of the House of Representatives Committee on Privatisation and Commercialisation, Hon. Khadijat Bukar Abba-Ibrahim commended the giant strides made by the Bureau of Public Enterprises, BPE, in the power sector reform and privatisation which has seen the successful handover of 14 generation and distribution companies to core investors.

Hon. Abba-Ibrahim who led members of the committee on an oversight visit to the Bureau appealed to the Bureau and the National Council on Privatisation, NCP, to at all times “operate in strict compliance with the Public Enterprises Privatisation and Commercialisation Act” of 1999.

She also urged the Bureau to strictly follow the laid down guidelines as approved by the NCP in all its transactions for transparency and credibility.

The Chairman said deliberations with the BPE management during the visit were exciting and had helped bridged the communication gap between the Bureau and the Committee, stressing that the committee members were now better informed on the activities of BPE.

Abba-Ibrahim called for regular interactions between the Bureau and the Committees “as communication gap often breeds mistrust and misunderstanding”.

Shyness: causes, effects and ways of overcoming it.

SHYNESS: CAUSES, EFFECTS AND WAYS OF OVERCOMING IT.      
           Shyness is feeling uneasy around people in authority, elder ones, and persons of the opposite sex, strangers or even your peers. It is extreme self consciousness that at affects its victims in a variety of ways. Some get embarrassed, eyes downcast and heart pounding, they find themselves unable to speak. Others lose their composure and begin to chatter continuously. Yet others find it hard to speak up and voice their opinions.       
           Although they are positive aspects to having a measure of shyness. It is akin to modesty and humility, and one of the things God looks for and commends. Furthermore, a shy person is often valued as a good listener. But when shyness inhibits us from realizing our full potential and harmfully affects our relationship, work and feelings, then it is time to do something about it!
           Shyness does niot describe what you are, it describes your behavior, the pattern you have learnt and reinforced through experience with others. You think others are making negative judgments of you. You think things will go all wrong if you try relating with other people. You expect things to turn out badly and they often do because you are tensed up and act I harmony with your beliefs.
          By withdrawing or not speaking up, you don’t pay attention to others being preoccupied with yourself; you may have the impression that you are unfriendly, bored or even uncaring. You let opportunities pass you by. You accept items or situations you really don’t need. All because you are afraid to speak up and express your opinion. You lose out on the joy of meeting people and making new friends or doing things that will enhance your life. But others lose out too because they never get to know the real you.
          With tie and effort, one can overcome shyness. To start with, stop worrying about whether the other person is evaluating you. Desist from assigning bad motives to other persons, not trusting them and thinking they are going to look down on you.      
         Secondly, try to think positively. No one is perfect; all of us have our strength and weakness. A difference in opinion does not mean a rejection of u as a person. 
         Thirdly, learn to be sociable, to say hello and if possible start a conversation. If you blunder in speech don’t feel condemned, if others laugh, learn to laugh with them. Always remember that does laughing also err in their speeches at times
          In addition, one can overcome shyness by wanting to change and believing that change is possible, rehearsing a situation beforehand, dressing tastefully, making sure your clothes are clean and well ironed, acting with confidence, heeding to advice from elderly ones, e.g. parents, teachers because they can’t possibly advice you wrongly.
          Conclusively, shyness is not an overall extreme in any case, try as much as possible to avoid being extremely shy. It doesn’t pay at all!        

Posted by Arewa Frank at 15:11

Shyness: causes, effects and ways of overcoming it.

SHYNESS: CAUSES, EFFECTS AND WAYS OF OVERCOMING IT.      
           Shyness is feeling uneasy around people in authority, elder ones, and persons of the opposite sex, strangers or even your peers. It is extreme self consciousness that at affects its victims in a variety of ways. Some get embarrassed, eyes downcast and heart pounding, they find themselves unable to speak. Others lose their composure and begin to chatter continuously. Yet others find it hard to speak up and voice their opinions.       
           Although they are positive aspects to having a measure of shyness. It is akin to modesty and humility, and one of the things God looks for and commends. Furthermore, a shy person is often valued as a good listener. But when shyness inhibits us from realizing our full potential and harmfully affects our relationship, work and feelings, then it is time to do something about it!
           Shyness does niot describe what you are, it describes your behavior, the pattern you have learnt and reinforced through experience with others. You think others are making negative judgments of you. You think things will go all wrong if you try relating with other people. You expect things to turn out badly and they often do because you are tensed up and act I harmony with your beliefs.
          By withdrawing or not speaking up, you don’t pay attention to others being preoccupied with yourself; you may have the impression that you are unfriendly, bored or even uncaring. You let opportunities pass you by. You accept items or situations you really don’t need. All because you are afraid to speak up and express your opinion. You lose out on the joy of meeting people and making new friends or doing things that will enhance your life. But others lose out too because they never get to know the real you.
          With tie and effort, one can overcome shyness. To start with, stop worrying about whether the other person is evaluating you. Desist from assigning bad motives to other persons, not trusting them and thinking they are going to look down on you.      
         Secondly, try to think positively. No one is perfect; all of us have our strength and weakness. A difference in opinion does not mean a rejection of u as a person. 
         Thirdly, learn to be sociable, to say hello and if possible start a conversation. If you blunder in speech don’t feel condemned, if others laugh, learn to laugh with them. Always remember that does laughing also err in their speeches at times
          In addition, one can overcome shyness by wanting to change and believing that change is possible, rehearsing a situation beforehand, dressing tastefully, making sure your clothes are clean and well ironed, acting with confidence, heeding to advice from elderly ones, e.g. parents, teachers because they can’t possibly advice you wrongly.
          Conclusively, shyness is not an overall extreme in any case, try as much as possible to avoid being extremely shy. It doesn’t pay at all!        

Posted by Arewa Frank at 15:11

IMMORAL LOVE: A CONTRADICTION

 The concept of love seems so familiar yet, rarely understood. Love is one of the most frequently used words in our daily conversation, but unfortunately, we possess little knowledge if the term and its implications. In this contemporary era, love means quite different things to different people; the real meaning is completely disfigured. Terms like “falling in love”; love is blind,” etc, call for reflection on the moral question of the term itself and its implication. More so, some of our youths are ignorant of what love means. Some say “being in love” “likes someone”.
           These statements are simply incredible. They reveal that love is generally but erroneously viewed from the perspective of instinctive attraction and emotional affection at the expense of the rational asset, personal conviction and deliberate decision.            The oxford advanced learners dictionary defines love as “the strong affection or deep and tender feeling for somebody or something”. If this is accepted, how can we explain the love for the poor, the sick, and above all, love for the enemy?. How can we love what is not pleasing to us? Granted that love can be ignited by emotional affection but at that stage, it is still infatuation. Love is not an instinctive act but a rational choice.            The foregoing reveals that immorality associated with love comes only when what we call love is a mere infatuation. For instance, “to fall in love”, is totally a contradiction if terms. We cannot fall deliberately; fall is only an accident and so cannot be associated with a deliberate choice. Love goes with responsibility and so, to “fall in love” simply means to rid man of his rational ability and put him at a level of brutes.            The same goes for expression like LOVE IS BLIND and so on. Love can’t be blind when the light of pure reason is illuminated. It has the eyes that pierce and see through the most opaque of visions. It is light and shines out in the darkness of human heart.
           However, when we allow physical attraction to blind us from seeing the other as she/he really is, we let our emotions rule over our intellect.
           Love therefore should not be regarded as immorality, as the so called youths of today see it but as a perfect virtue to be treasured.

CHARLES TAYLOR SENTENCED TO 50 YEARS IN PRISON

Charles Taylor Sentenced To 50 Years In Prison

Ex-Liberian President Charles Taylor is to serve his 50-year war crimes sentence in the UK, Justice Minister Jeremy Wright has confirmed.

Sweden and Rwanda had also offered to imprison him following the rejection of his appeal last month by a UN-backed special court in The Hague.

It ruled that his convictions had been proved beyond doubt.

He was sentenced in May 2012 for aiding rebels who committed atrocities in Sierra Leone during its civil war.

Mr Wright made the announcement in a written statement to Parliament.

The Special Court for Sierra Leone (SCSL) found Taylor, 65, guilty of 11 crimes including terrorism, rape, murder and the use of child soldiers by rebel groups in neighbouring Sierra Leone during the 1991-2002 conflict.

He was found to have supplied weapons to the Revolutionary United Front (RUF) rebels in exchange for a constant flow of so-called blood diamonds.

Taylor has always insisted he is innocent and his only contact with the rebels was to urge them to stop fighting.

He is the first former head of state convicted by an international war crimes court since World War II.

How To Check For Federal Poly Nekede 2013/14 Admission List

Federal Polytechnic Nekede (Fedponek) Admission Lists for 2013 Higher National Diploma (HND) and National Diploma (ND) are out.The released Federal Poly Nekede Admission Lists are for ND and HND candidates who have been offered admission into the Federal Poly Nekede.

Federal Poly Nekede

All Federal Poly Nekede candidates who want to check either their ND or HND Admission status should follow the steps outlined below to check the released list by the management of the school.

• Go to the admission list portal of Nekede Poly at http://portal.federalpolynekede.net/Modules/AdmissionStatus/JAMBRegNoLoginPage.aspx
• In the list of programmes, choose the one that applies to you:
  • Higher National Diploma -Morning
  • Higher National Diploma -Evening
  • Higher National Diploma -Weekend
  • National Diploma- Morning
  • National Diploma- Evening
  • National Diploma- Weekend
• Enter your PUTME Exam No in the first space provided:
• Enter PIN Code in the second space, and
• Finally, click on the Login button to check your admission status on the released Federal Poly Nekede 2013/2014 Admission List.

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