I PREDICTED THAT BOKO HARAM WILL STOP THIS YEAR

INRI Evangelical Church Primate Ayodele says:  A New Terrorist Group is coming.

Primate Nanatunde Elijah Ayodele is the Founder and Head of Inri Evangelical Spiritual Church located in Lagos.  This spiritual leader has over the years been known for his predictions of what may likely happen each year, and oftentimes most of what he predicts usually occur. 

Can you tell us about your revival programme that you are planning?

We have a forthcoming revival, which is going to be one of its kind despite been a white garment church we intend bringing out something different from what other churches do, we would have the use of different languages, English Yoruba and French and we are going to  showcase our culture.  The revival is coming up on the 5^th day of July which is going to be the 1^st Friday of that month.  We are also planning to have a 25,000 setters church very soon we are actually looking at Lagos State or Osun State.  We intend  bringing Lagosians together for that day so we are expecting much people for the revival despite the fact that other churches would be having their programme that day, we want Lagosians to know more about Christ.  We want them closer to God and also want them to know the importance of having God in their life.

Do you intend relocating the church from Lagos? 

We are not leaving Lagos, monthly we opened a branch in United States and we just got our certificate, we can’t leave Lagos that is where things are happening we just need a bigger space because we run 3 service in the Lagos chapter and its usually a bit congested and we don’t want that anymore that is why we are working on the 25,000 setters church.

What is numerical strength of your congregation now?

I can’t say this is the number of members we have but for us to be running 3 services then we are many. Usually we don’t stay late at night but because of the turnout of crowd every Sunday I am always busy all through till the late hours of the night.  We started with just 6 people at Ilasamaja in Lagos . Then I was not bothered about the number of members I had.  But I won’t be fulfilled until I am able to fill in all that I should and that is what I can impart in their lives, how I can make them happy, make them know about Christ. So it’s not about number of people I have, but about the number of people God has turned their situations around through me .I am trying my best not to impress anyone but to make sure my earthly mission is achieved, which is helping the widows and orphans and  taking the gospel to the next level.

You are one person who is known for predictions, how do you feel when you make these predictions?

I feel safe, sometimes when you work ahead of time and the people around you don’t take you serious its hurts most time, when you say pray and people ignore and eventually bad occurrence’s take place as  predicted it makes me feel  bad.  Predictions make me feel bad sometimes but I have no option for this is to  comply to what God says.  I really don’t care what people say.

You made some prediction early this year which part of it has come to pass.  One of it is Governor’s Forum, what do you have to say to that?

Yes I made some predictions about the Governor’s Forum ,the exit of Boko Haram and the new  sect coming up because Boko Haram is gone, but we have  another terrorist group which  the government has to work on seriously, and I also talked  about the death of some governor’s and the death of Ekiti State Deputy Governor and the removal of Imo State Deputy Governor, these are what I can remember for now.

Are you a member of CAN (Christian  Association of Nigeria)?

Do we have CAN in Nigeria?  CAN is about politics.  There is no fear of God there. I am surprised you are talking about CAN when we have serious issues on ground, I don’t know what Ayo Oritsejafor has done as CAN President.  If God gives me the go ahead I will unseat Ayo. I am not an activist like Pastor Bakare or who.  If I am an activist I would have paraded 10 million Christians to unseat Ayo. He is a  just a politician.  He is not a Pastor.  He is a career pastor. Let us scrap CAN.  It is not important.  There is no CAN in the Bible, we just wake up one day to hear of CAN and PFN all these are corrupt.  We need serious people who are visionary leaders to lead the Christian Association of Nigeria.  Ayo is just parading himself, and we should stop putting politics into the Christhood. Despite the crises in the North he never made attempt to go there to talk to the Christians all he does is for himself.  So I sincerely don’t see the reason CAN should  exist if we can’t help the Christians.

So what do you think is the way forward?

The way forward is people like Ayo should step aside and let people who are vibrant him take over.  They know who can fit into the position.  I am not a member so they should know who to choose but like I said CAN issue is the least problem in Nigeria now.  I am not angry with him. He is a man of God .Neither do I contact  CAN because I see no reason why I  should, is it for money, fame or what?  And  I don’t think  they would take to correction.

What do you see of 2015 election?

the thing is this, in 2015 Jonathan should consult God than man. The moment he consults God everything would be easy for him. The election might not be easy because there will be another stronger opposition party coming up to fight PDP and Jonathan would not find that easy as he did the other time. He has to consult God before he embark on this journey but if he feels his initiative would lead way for him than he might not be able to complete his journey.

When you predict things and it doesn’t happen as said, how do you feel about that?

The issue is if I say God says something it will happen, if not now, later, it might happen at that time or prayers might have averted it sometimes but everything is about God.

Do you contact those at the top when you make your prediction or before you do?

I don’t  contact anyone.

Can you share with us the challenges you faced while being a pastor? 

Well I don’t have challenges what I have is experience and the experience is about when we wanted to get a land they gave us an ultimatum of 7 days which got me worried, everything  that has happened to me I call it experience not a challenge.

Who do you see as your mentor in the ministry?

God if not God, I wont be anywhere, I don’t have any godfather or anyone I look up to, it is just about God and me.

It has been alleged that you don’t talk to TB Joshua how true is that?

I respect every man of God who talks to me but I believe in keeping to myself. I don’t need any man of God to be my friend, despite not sharing the same vision but it doesn’t mean whenever we see we wouldn’t greet ourselves. I am a founder and a spiritual head of my own church and God is there and I believe God is everywhere  and in every church even in the Mosque.

ASUU BREAKINGS: Asuu Postpones National Meeting To January Over The Death Of Former President

The Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, has postponed its National Executive Council (NEC) meeting, which was supposed to hold today, due to the loss of one of the prominent members of the union, Professor Festus Iyayi, who died in an auto crash on Lokoja-Abuja Expressway, on his way to the Kano, yesterday, for the union’s meeting.

The decision to call off or continue the four months old strike embarked upon by the University lecturers was expected to be made at the meeting which would have held today but for Iyayi’s death.

The union called for the meeting after fresh negotiations with the president, where the government was said to have shown commitment to ending the strike by improving on earlier offers.

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ASUU BREAKINGS: Asuu Postpones National Meeting To January Over The Death Of Former President

The Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, has postponed its National Executive Council (NEC) meeting, which was supposed to hold today, due to the loss of one of the prominent members of the union, Professor Festus Iyayi, who died in an auto crash on Lokoja-Abuja Expressway, on his way to the Kano, yesterday, for the union’s meeting.

The decision to call off or continue the four months old strike embarked upon by the University lecturers was expected to be made at the meeting which would have held today but for Iyayi’s death.

The union called for the meeting after fresh negotiations with the president, where the government was said to have shown commitment to ending the strike by improving on earlier offers.

ASUU BREAKINGS: Asuu Postpones National Meeting To January Over The Death Of Former President

The Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, has postponed its National Executive Council (NEC) meeting, which was supposed to hold today, due to the loss of one of the prominent members of the union, Professor Festus Iyayi, who died in an auto crash on Lokoja-Abuja Expressway, on his way to the Kano, yesterday, for the union’s meeting.

The decision to call off or continue the four months old strike embarked upon by the University lecturers was expected to be made at the meeting which would have held today but for Iyayi’s death.

The union called for the meeting after fresh negotiations with the president, where the government was said to have shown commitment to ending the strike by improving on earlier offers.

The meeting will now hold on January 15 2014 members later.

- See more at: http://www.gosippme.com/2013/11/asuu-breakings-asuu-postpones-national.html#.UoOIvPv4_EQ

ASUU BREAKINGS: Asuu Postpones National Meeting To January Over The Death Of Former President

The Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, has postponed its National Executive Council (NEC) meeting, which was supposed to hold today, due to the loss of one of the prominent members of the union, Professor Festus Iyayi, who died in an auto crash on Lokoja-Abuja Expressway, on his way to the Kano, yesterday, for the union’s meeting.

The decision to call off or continue the four months old strike embarked upon by the University lecturers was expected to be made at the meeting which would have held today but for Iyayi’s death.

The union called for the meeting after fresh negotiations with the president, where the government was said to have shown commitment to ending the strike by improving on earlier offers.

The meeting will now hold on January 15 2014 members later.

- See more at: http://www.gosippme.com/2013/11/asuu-breakings-asuu-postpones-national.html#.UoOIvPv4_EQ

“Iyanya Will Not End Well” – Yvonne Nelson

It is apparent that Ghanaian star actress, Yvonne Nelson, is still very bitter over her split with Nigerian singer, Iyanya Mbuk. The Nollywood actress is not in a hurry to forgive the ‘Kukere’ crooner for hurting her after she spent over 8 months of her life dating him, giving him her ‘waist’ and love. She is angry that after all she did for him, Iyanya still had the heart to leave her. The distraught Yvonne further said that her ex-lover will not end well if he continues breaking ladies’ hearts.
“Iyanya needs to be more honest and be a man of his words. It’s not good if he keeps taking advantage of women. My mum always says any man who takes advantage of women won’t end up well. It’s called Karma; it’s going to come back to you. He will not end well,” the heart-broken Yvonne said. She further advised the ‘Your Waist’ singer to “treat women fairly and be an honest person.”

WARNING!!! DO NOT LAUGH AT THESE LAUGHABLE QUOTES BY YOUR LEADERS.

 Quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present in Nigeria:-
(1) “We want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria”. -Information Minister LabaranMaku.
(2) “...You press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite” -Bakin Zuwo.
(3) “Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria” -GEJ
(4) ” I will water your school and fire your school” -Orji Uzoh Kalu
(5) “Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn” -GEJ
(6) “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide” -Dame Jonathan
(7) “I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is N850,000” -Atiku Abubakar
Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umoru Dikko.
(9) “Telephone is not meant for the poor” -David Mark
(10) “The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that inthe United States” -Yakubu Gowon
(11) “School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich” -Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim
(12) “At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly” -Diezeani Madueke.
(13)..”Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria” -Obasanjo
(14)”The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny” - Mallam Isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.
(15) ”On behalf of 20 million Naira, I donate my family”- Dame Jonathan.
(16) ”We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result” -Chris Uba
(17) ”I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment”-Dame ­ Jonathan
(18) ”I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?”- Dame Jonathan.

YOU WOULDN'T MISS THIS LOL

Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Dem
Nyansh (anus) After Shitting (Excrete)
This research actually took me 6 years, and
the findings are concise.

10. T-ROLL : This material is the least used
material by Nigerians as only 1% of Nigerians
use it. often top lady politicians

9. PEBBLES / GRAVELS/ SAND : These hard
materials are often used by the youth
constituting about 5 % of the 9ja population

8. CEMENT PAPER: This material is also most
preferred by 9JA ladies especially, constituting
about 10 % of Nigerians

7. RAW: This method is also very popular in
Nigeria and often practiced by the top
politicians.They simply wear their pants after
shittzing so the shittz will dry by itself. about
10% of Nigerians practice this.

6. NEWSPAPER : Old newspapers are very
commonly used to clean nyansh in Nigeria,
and children top this list of 12% Nigerians.

5. PLANT LEAVES: Leaves of plantain, cassava,
yam etc are very popular in Nigeria.and about
13% Nigerians prefer leaves, especially the
older generation.

4. WALL: Most Nigerians especially those in the
police and military fancy this style. they simply
brush their shittzy anus against the wall
continuously after shittzing. about 15%
Nigerians use this method.

3. CORN-COB: This material is patronized
across Nigeria as it is very cheap but effective.
Most university students go for this one.This
constitutes some 13%

2. THE HEEL: This is simply using the back of
the foot to brush the shittzy anus after
shittzing. about 17% Nigerians love this

1. WATER: Many Nigerians wash direct dem
anus with water and other liquids just after
shittzing. Boko Haram members prefer this
method most.

FG begins full payment to 38,000 PHCN workers

ABUJA – The full payment of entitlements to 38,000 workers of Power Holding Company of Nigeria, PHCN, has commenced.

Director General,  Bureau of Public Enterprise, BPE, Mr. Benjamin Ezra Dikki disclosed this during the visit of House of Representatives Committee on Privatisation and Commercialisation to the agency.

Mr. Dikki explained that 6,700 staff that had issues during verification were being sorted out, while 2,500 casual staff were expected to be regularised by the PHCN management before payment of their entitlements.

On the power transaction, the BPE boss informed the lawmakers that the Bureau had received full payment for 14 power generation and distribution companies from the core investors.

Mr. Dikki further informed the lawmakers that the Bureau was in the process of constituting a Privatisation Tribunal to handle privatisation cases expeditiously.

He said the Tribunal will also assist the Bureau in enforcing privatisation contracts.

In her remarks, the Chairman of the House of Representatives Committee on Privatisation and Commercialisation, Hon. Khadijat Bukar Abba-Ibrahim commended the giant strides made by the Bureau of Public Enterprises, BPE, in the power sector reform and privatisation which has seen the successful handover of 14 generation and distribution companies to core investors.

Hon. Abba-Ibrahim who led members of the committee on an oversight visit to the Bureau appealed to the Bureau and the National Council on Privatisation, NCP, to at all times “operate in strict compliance with the Public Enterprises Privatisation and Commercialisation Act” of 1999.

She also urged the Bureau to strictly follow the laid down guidelines as approved by the NCP in all its transactions for transparency and credibility.

The Chairman said deliberations with the BPE management during the visit were exciting and had helped bridged the communication gap between the Bureau and the Committee, stressing that the committee members were now better informed on the activities of BPE.

Abba-Ibrahim called for regular interactions between the Bureau and the Committees “as communication gap often breeds mistrust and misunderstanding”.